Monday, June 9, 2008

Tagged

Scary Mommy tagged me, like a month ago. To anyone who has ever tagged me before, I'm sorry. Sometimes I don't know. Sometimes I forget. Sometimes I look at the questions I'm supposed to answer and just sort of freeze. I just hardly ever end up doing them. So don't take it personally. But right now I'm bored, and unwilling to start the good post I lost over again, so here we go:

What was I doing 10 years ago?
Drugs. Ahhh, the good old days.

6 Non-important things/habits/quirks:
1. Whenever I get in bed I like to wiggle my legs all around and get all the cool off the sheets, even Mr. Ashley's side.
2. I like the sound of ice cubes melting in a glass. I think it's because it has to be pretty quiet to hear it, so whenever I do, I notice, and like it.
3. Just thinking about maple syrup makes me cringe. Gross.
4. I've been sky diving. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
5. I have never flashed my boobs to a crowd (and had oh-so-many opportunities, as well as nice boobs).
6. I hate, HATE mouth noises and the sound of snapping gum can send me into a rage.

Five Foods I Enjoy:
1. Coca-Cola. I don't think this is technically a food, but for me it is. It's a whole meal.
2. McDonalds. I know, it's going to kill me. It's comfort food though.
3. Pepperoni pizza, the big slices.
4. Hershey's Bar with almonds. Breakfast of champions.
5. Steak.

Things I Would Do If I Were a Billionaire:
1. Travel extensively
2. Get plastic surgery. Probably lots of it, why not.
3. Hire a fleet of nannies for little kid.
4. Move my hairdresser in to wash my hair, and provide good conversation, daily.
5. The Ashley's Closet Cruise. Not even kidding, I would so do this. Man, we would have fun!

Five Places I Have Lived:
1. Parents' houses (first on an island near here, then the house they have now)
2. Condo in Key Largo
3. Rat hole 1 bedroom apartment
4. Home Mr. Ashley and I bought on my 21st birthday
5. Here
(yeah, yeah, I know I did it wrong)

Five blogs I'm tagging:
The first five who do it. Post here if you have.

25 comments:

Mamalicious said...

doing it now. check me out.

michelle said...

tag my sad lonely blog! obviously pathetic & needy!

Jade said...

my not so funny but true one
http://www.jadeoconnor.com/blog/2008/06/10/tag/

Kate said...

I am supposed to sky dive next week (if the weather is ok) and I can't wait!

Scary Mommy said...

I feel like much less of a loser now, so thank you! Nothin' worse than tagging the cool kids and getting dissed(in public, no less!)

Shannie said...

Ahhhh.... I love the cold on the sheets!!!!! lol. The last time I got tagged it took me like a month to do it. And, I only did it then out of guilt. I'm probably late in the game, anyway, so I think I'll pass.

Shannie said...

But, peeps, feel free to check me out, anyway... ;-)

M said...

Why not??

Just finished!!

Doré said...

My tag is done... check it out!

Life, Love & Lola said...

Done.

Migraine Mom said...

I'm putting off mowing the lawn and washing the dishes so I'll bite! Maybe I'll get some comments on my blog this way? One can only hope!

LceeL said...

I would sky dive - I really would - but I can't get the image out of my mind, of the crater in the ground I would leave if the chute didn't open.

Rae said...

you bought a house at 21, you suck. I'm jealous.

Audubon Ron said...

I hate, HATE mouth noises and the sound of snapping gum can send me into a rage. - You wouldn’t like me, at all, I’m a chewer.

Coca-Cola. I don't think this is technically a food, but for me it is. It's a whole meal. - Did you know Coca-Cola is made with maple syrup? Sorry, messed that one up for ya didn’t I?

McDonalds. I know, it's going to kill me. It's comfort food though. - Perhaps but technically in the Vaseline food group.

Cristin said...

drugs, skydiving, the mouth noises (gag!)...you are talking about me no?? I do believe I've flashed the girls though... but they're so small I'm sure no one noticed....

Sasha said...

Done!

www.sashasays.com

Danielle said...

Yay! A cruise! I just discovered the Holy Grail.

Or something.

Came over from ScaryMommy! Love it! You are pretty and smart and funny and probably a really good cook.

And, yes, I have used that line before.

Off to keep reading!

Traci said...

I would have said the EXACT same things for favorite foods.. right down to the Coca-Cola... I am such a coke whore. A McDonald's coke-whore, at that.. Man, that's some good shit.

Casey said...

I went to the facestat site and put up 3 pics. I wish I hadn't. People are brutal! I'm 24 and people put that I was anywhere as old as 50! I have a pretty thick skin but damn, they are harsh. I don't recommend posting a pic. I wish you had seen my pics since you are nice with your comments! Oh, and some people thought I was a guy! Ugh!

Me said...

If I become a billionaire... I will fund the Ashley's Closet cruise for you.

And maybe even send a nanny or two your way.

Keep your fingers crossed.

Me said...

I'm wondering how danielle knows you are pretty?

From the boob picture?

Danielle said...

Yeah, I have the insane ability to tell exactly how pretty someone is soley by the sight of their breasfeeding baby.

It's talent.

{rubs finger nails on shoulder of my shirt}

Or

I'm naive enough to believe that the cartoon in the header is actually Ashley. Laying in her closet.

Which one makes me less creepy...?

Impoverished Preppy said...

Cannot stand maple syrup either. So gross. DH thinks I'm weird because I put bananas and brown sugar on my pancakes...

Remind me again why I am moving to the f-ing home of maple syrup?

Lauren said...

So I didn't make the top 5, but you can check out my struggling blog.

Di said...

I'm with you on mouth noises. Snapping gum is asking for violence. Sometimes it bothers me when people make noise when they breathe. I don't really MIND that they are breathing. I just feel like they should do it in a way that doesn't annoy me.