Ashley: I think it's time for little kid to get his first hair cut.
Big Kid: Why? He doesn't eben got any hair.
Ashley: Yeah, I know, but I think these two long pieces that he does have, that swoop out from behind each ear, make him look silly. He looks like he has a mullet or something.
Big Kid: His cuwls? Dose are his cuwls. You can't cut dose, he needs em.
Ashley: You think so? I think they look silly.
Big Kid: Nope, dey are cute. He needs em. He doesn't really eben have any udder hair. Don't cut it, not yet.