Sunday, June 29, 2008

Not Funny, Not Cute

little kid thinks it is funny to sit next to me on the couch and pinch any pudge that peeks out between my shirt and pants every time I lean over to type on the computer.

This has been his new thing for the last few weeks. He waits patiently and then quietly grabs an inch (or two) of my muffin top and gives it a good squeeze, waiting expectantly for me to become offended, and shrieking with laughter when I turn to him and tell him that's not nice.

It kind of hurts, and it's giving me a complex.

9 comments:

Melodie said...

At least he's not pulling your shirt down and looking for your nipples like Katie does to me.

Anonymous said...

He's really cute, but maybe you need to pinch him back !!

Stinker.

AFRo said...

Pinching your child!?!? That is abuse. Clearly anonymous doesn't know how to be a real mother. *eye roll*

Bite him.

Life, Love & Lola said...

That was my thought...Pinch him back!

Ashley said...

Oh, I do pinch him back. Do you even know how much fun baby pudge is to pinch?

txchic said...

I'm thinking the car seat with restraints would come in real handy right about now. ;-)

M said...

Mine has become obsessed with pinching my nipples (or rather, trying to pull them off) and blowing rasberries on my jiggly stomach.

Great for the ego isn't it??

Tiffany said...

My son pulls up my shirt and plays the drums on my gut. He thinks it's TOTALLY funny and just dies laughing. He also like it make it jiggle and he pinches my back fat to. Think he's trying to tell me something? hmm hope not it's all his fault.

Traci Anne said...

Oh yeah? Whenever Boyfriend comes around to randomly grab/tickle me, he inevitably grabs my fat tummy/muffin top! It's obviously accidental (because it doesn't happen EVERY time), but I'm like what the hell!