You know, I was just sitting here thinking it would be the perfect day if I had two stinky little people sharing one couch cushion with me, breathing in my face, demanding drinks, chugging them and burping near my ear, asking me to wipe their butts and fighting with each other....
Oh wait no, I was thinking the opposite of that.
I will pay someone $5,000 to construct an invisible electric fence around myself, my couch cushion, and my side table.
P.S. It must also be soundproof. So I guess we need more of a barrier than a fence.
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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