Tuesday

I woke up at 8am after a long night of nightmares and sweating. I woke up I don't know how many times under my soaking wet down comforter, steaming as if in a sauna but scared to death to even take one toe out for air. I even gathered the courage to go to the bathroom at one point, hoping I'd come back and it would all stop, but the bad dream picked up where it left off.

So that is why I am up at the ungodly hour of 8am.

Remember how a few months ago someone named Scott Santos stole Mr. Ashley's credit card info and tried to buy sunglasses? And Mr. Ashley did the right thing and called the cops instead of driving over there and confronting said criminal? And the police just really didn't care and couldn't be bothered and were annoyed by Mr. Ashley's requests for justice?

Ironically, Mr. Ashley got a work request with this guy's name and address on it. So now this guy's financial future is in Mr. Ashley's hands. Tell me that isn't God at work?

Of course, Mr. Ashley is honest to a fault and wants to turn it down but we're in no position to turn down work. I say he goes over there, tell this guy his name sounds familiar, "remember" that he had an identity theft issue with a Santos but surely it couldn't be him, and walk out of there smiling like the cat that ate the canary.

What's this guy going to do? Call and tell someone that this isn't fair because he stole Mr. Ashley's identity way back, so they need to rework the deal?

You know he's going to be pooping his pants when Mr. Ashley introduces himself. Oh how fun!

I have some good stuff for you all today, my lovelies. My freaky friend is thinking up a Valentine Too Timid post and I have some other post ideas floating around in this empty head of mine.

I've got to go right now because little kid has already dumped instant Carnation breakfast all over the floor and Heidi Louise has licked it all up and made a sticky mess and then little kid hit me for taking a chair away so he can't play with stuff in the sink, so he got a time out and unmade his bed.

Thus starts another day....

(I don't know if that's really how you use the word 'thus' but it sounds good, so we're leaving it)