So Far

little kid has been asleep for 20 minutes and I have done the following:

-Wandered around family room.
-Went to kitchen and ate some gummy candies.
-Went to bathroom and put on bra (sort of like Fly Lady's "put on your shoes" theory)
-Went into Big Kid's room, panicked, left.
-Back to bathroom to brush teeth.
-Back to Big Kid's room to assess situation.
-Into office to complain to Mr. Ashley about said situation.
-Out to garage to collect some empty bins.
-Out to back deck to look around for a second.
-Here to update you.

So it isn't going well so far.