I took this picture yesterday. This thing is STILL FLOATING!
I finally photographed it because I thought it was in the final death throes, because it had a serious tilt to it, but today it's looking just like it does in that photo.
How is this even possible? I bought it in a checkout line at a grocery store too, so it had probably been sitting there for at least a day or two.
Clearly, I have some sort of Spongebob induced miracle on my hands.