Since I Can't Scream It At Him

BIG KID, PUTTING A PLACE MAT ON YOUR HEAD ISN'T ART. NEITHER IS PUTTING A PLACE MAT ON THE FLOOR AND STANDING ON IT. STOP TELLING ME TO LOOK AT YOUR ART BECAUSE IT IS NOT ART. IT'S GETTING ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN PRETEND IT IS AMUSING AT THIS POINT.


(What's that crazy art where people stand on one leg or something stupid and call it art? I know there's a name for it. I don't recognize that as art though and I won't be forced to look at such nonsense over and over again in my own home. It's not art, it just isn't. It's harassment is what it is.)

I just remembered that it is performance art. Yeah, I don't buy it. It's not art.