Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Since I Can't Scream It At Him

BIG KID, PUTTING A PLACE MAT ON YOUR HEAD ISN'T ART. NEITHER IS PUTTING A PLACE MAT ON THE FLOOR AND STANDING ON IT. STOP TELLING ME TO LOOK AT YOUR ART BECAUSE IT IS NOT ART. IT'S GETTING ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN PRETEND IT IS AMUSING AT THIS POINT.


(What's that crazy art where people stand on one leg or something stupid and call it art? I know there's a name for it. I don't recognize that as art though and I won't be forced to look at such nonsense over and over again in my own home. It's not art, it just isn't. It's harassment is what it is.)

I just remembered that it is performance art. Yeah, I don't buy it. It's not art.

6 comments:

Donella said...

Maybe this will cheer you up. LOL I saw it and it seemed weiner gobbler-esque.
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/80290adultanimated3mr3.gif

KatieGirlBlue said...

Hmm...kind of sounds like Big Kid might grow up and move to Boulder to create "installations" on street corners.

Don't worry, though, the street people in Boulder do quite well. I once saw one of them end his day of panhandling by recycling his cardboard sign and hopping into his 4-Runner.

lambs said...

Oooh! Performance art! I have one of those artists too.

Cake said...

Mine is in a "Mommy? Can I ask you something?" before he asks me something phase, which makes every question twice as long.

Some days...

Well, I went to the store and got some yummy Reisling tonight.

Hope you're getting rest!

Heather said...

Mine do stuff like that too. Sometimes is taking every damn stuffed animal out and doing something with them. I see it has one more mess that has to be picked up. Luckily, sometimes they pick that mess up without me bitching.....much.

Catfish said...

Oh goodness pretty soon he'll be painting himself all white (or silver) and standing on a crate on Lincoln Rd...