Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Alive

We.are.slowly.healing.

We.have.no.other.choice,I.just.broke.out.the.last.can.of.
Mandarine.oranges.that.I.found
in.the.back.of.the.pantry,and.split.them.
among.three.of.us.for.breakfast.

We.settled.on.oranges.after.deciding.that.the.Jello.that.resurfaced.
now.that.the.fridge.is.bare.was.
not.a.good.breakfast.option,since.it.expired.in.2006.and.all.

little.kid.still.REALLY.wants.the.Jello.

So.it.is.get.better.or.starve.at.this.point.
I'm.going.to.attempt.a.grocery.store
run.when.little.kid.takes.his.nap.

I.guess.

I.have.had.one.piece.of.PB.toast.
and.1/3rd.of.a.can.of.oranges.in.the.last.4.days.

Screw.Master.Cleanse.I.better.be.skinny.now.

I.did.order.a.new.keyboard.I.hope.to.be.back.soon.

:-(

11 comments:

Joy said...

You have to get better soon my life is getting pretty boring. I may actually have to go do something productive

jenn in Maine said...

Glad to hear there's a light at the end of the puke tunnel! Hey, I always say there's nothing like a good stomach flu to get rid of 5 lbs. or so. We miss you!!

kimberly.madden said...

do you have pizza delivery where you live? I bet the kids would love that.

Donna said...

That Jello wouldn't hurt anybody.

Kate said...

If Little Kid has successfully ingested cleaning products, I am sure the Jell-O would be okay. In any event, hope you are well soon!

Catfish said...

My Mom has "fridge clean-out" issues too and I was lucky enough to eat jam that had been expired for FIVE, yep, FIVE years. IT was horrible and I'm still traumatized over it...of course it always makes for a good laugh for Mom.

Curvaceous, said...

I was sick for 2 days and lost 4 lbs and STILL don't feel like eating. Maybe this is "your" cleanse.

perfect just like mommy said...

Can you order Chinese delivery? You and your family could probably keep down some soup, like wonton soup? You could just drink the broth.

Oh, and I also have old Jello in the fridge. Possibly older than 2006.

the driftwood collector said...

Glad to hear that food is on the way via your mom. Suggestion above to order Chinese takeout is also a good one - Hubs always wants wonton soup when he's sick, and it's mild and easily digested.

Mitch said...

Glad to see you and the fam are on the mend. I'm sure you have been miserable! Make sure you don't jump right in with heavy foods. Your stomach probably won't be able to take it. Just like yesteryear -- chicken soup!

White Lily said...

Why eat when you get your chance to be skinny? I can see my abs after being sick like you ON MY VACATION.