I have won the UK lottery 3 times this month, the Irish lottery twice and one international lottery. I have also been solicited to help the son of a wealthy businessman who was killed by a Ugandan rebel and whose money is tied up somehow, the widow and child of a political ambassador that need to invest in real estate in our country to secure their $25 mil (lucky for them I have a real estate license), a man on his deathbed who willed his fortune to me and wants me to contact his bank manager, and several people who think of me as "dearest one" who also need help with bank transfers and want not.
It looks like my financial future is looking up in a major way, huh?
I guess I should stop screwing around with you all and get down to claiming my cash, organizing wire transfers and calling bank managers...
WOW!!! You go girl!
I feel so left out...I never get offers to make millions from people in Nigeria...I feel like such a loser.
I'm still waiting for my "free" English Bulldog.
I got those emails too.
Damn, and I was happy about all my free pair of Uggs offers.
So you won the UK lottery three times, and the Irish Lottery twice and an international lottery once. And then you were asked to help the son of a UGANDAN business man...
...And somehow it's us Nigerians.
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