Sunday, February 24, 2008

Mr. Ashley

won't go get me ice cream. Can you even imagine? I haven't eaten for 2 days and he can't go up to the corner and get me some ice cream?

The general store closes in one hour. He'd better get his act together before then or he is losing his Human Being of the Week award. Unlike the Bloggies, you have to have integrity to win that award and no one with integrity would refuse a weak, sick, starving person some ice cream.

4 comments:

Muffy Willowbrook said...

HOly Crap! What has happened to you??

Jenn said...

Let me know how that works out for you when you're strong enough to type again. :)

Diva said...

BAD Mr. Ashley, bad, bad, bad man.....although maybe he is at is limit with 2 sick kids and a sick wife. That would put my hubby over the edge. He woud hande it but that would suck..I'm just sayin is all.

QueenMother said...

Nothing makes me more angry than the refusal to go get me a drumstick at the reasonable hour of 8pm or midnight. If he doesn't get things straight-you might have to kick him to the curb or call Dr. Phil or something. Mr. QM knows he is on the couch if he refuses me my sustenance.