won't go get me ice cream. Can you even imagine? I haven't eaten for 2 days and he can't go up to the corner and get me some ice cream?
The general store closes in one hour. He'd better get his act together before then or he is losing his Human Being of the Week award. Unlike the Bloggies, you have to have integrity to win that award and no one with integrity would refuse a weak, sick, starving person some ice cream.