It took hours, but Mr. Ashley was able to fix my computer.
I guess I can begin speaking to little kid again tomorrow, but we're having a whole new set of rules.
And it will be REAL easy to let him cry it out when he starts screaming "MUUUUUM" tonight. If his fat leg is stuck in the crib or if his jammies are wet with pee...too bad. We'll learn the story of the boy who cried wolf one too many times.
NEW RULES STARTING NOW.
Edited to add: My eyeball is still deflating but at a very, very slow, almost unnoticeable rate. I only notice because it hurts and Mr. Ashley only notices because I remind him every 45 seconds. I'll be worrying about that tomorrow though.