Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Holy Crap, Renee! and Marcelle the waaahmbulance is on its way!

The Renee did 10 days on the Master Cleanse diet!! Remember when I did the Master Cleanse (aka Lemonade diet)? No? Good.

I'm still trying to put it behind me.

The Renee did it though. She lost ten pounds and says she felt amazing on days 5-10. She would even do it again! A BIG SHOUT OUT and a HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to The Renee!! That is willpower, girlfriend. Now if she'd just start a blog for us, she'd have something to really be proud of...

On a totally unrelated note, this week I tried to bribe a friend to post on a forum thread of my choice with an "I shit when I sneeze" blinkie. She wouldn't do it though, she said it was too much hassle but I think she's really just a wuss.

That is totally unrelated, for the record. The Friend is not The Renee. wink

Because it doesn't count if it only happens once.

Edited to add: I guess Marcelle did the cleanse for 10 days too. Yeah, yeah, congrats to Marcelle too, whatever. I guess she also claims to have come up with the "I shit when I sneeze" blinkie. Yeah whatever. I guess there has also been some quibbling over who came up with the word shneeze. Yeah whatever.

There is some confusion in the comments about whether it was The Renee who shnitzed or shneezed. People, would I tell the entire world if my bestfriend shnitzed herself? (yes) Of course not.

19 comments:

~Gretchen~ said...

so THAT's what shiznit means.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that!! I love food too much but wtg Renee.

Renee said...

I think your friend had a problem with the sneeze part of that sentence. It should read "I shit when I sneezed", not "I shit when I sneeze", like it's a regular thing. It was one time. Not that I know, but I think your friend told me that. One time. And it was worth it.

Thanks for the kudos! (Whenever dh and I use the word kudos, which is often, we always say "and I'm not talking about the granola snacks". Not very funny to an outsider, but we get a big kick out of it.)

Maria said...

I want to try it...
My grandmother has been doing it since I was a child...

I like food too much though.

Anonymous said...

I have been thinking about trying that diet, I am going to give er' a try now.

SLC said...

Way to go Renee. You're brave!

Cake said...

Way to go The Renee! LOL at the granola comment, I'm weird like that. ;)

Change the blinkie to "Sometimes I shart when I sneeze" and I would be all over that. ;)

Anonymous said...

I would post for you without a blinkie bribe, any time! oh, right, I'm anonymous! :)

ElleBee said...

Woo-hoo to The Renee! So is this MC Diet somewhere on your blog? I'm curious...

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. Did The Renee shit herself, or was that you, or was it this random chick on the Bargain Board??? Inquiring minds want to know, esp. since you put it out there. ;)

PinkyTink said...

I've never heard of that diet - lemonade?!? Wha? Great job to the pal, though!

Please elaborate on the meaning of the sneeze/shit blinkie - what's the story?? Is that master cleanse shit like that greasy-ooze Alli? Ugh.

Joy said...

WTG Renee there is no way I could do it, I felt pain for Ashley while she was doing it, even if it was only for a few hrs:) just kidding I know it lasted a little bit longer than that.

I love food way too much to not eat, besides who would eat all my kids leftovers.

I have only peed myself when sneezing.

slacker mama said...

So is the shit-whilst-sneezing a side effect of the Master Cleanse?

Mom of 5 said...

I just wanted to say congrats to Renee. Anyone who can make it more than a few days on the master cleanse has wayyy more willpower than I do!

Curvaceous, said...

way to go Renee! I'm jealous.

Melissa said...

Wow. I could never do that. I'd stick to it for like an hour...

mlatulip said...

Um, I did 10 days, too. AND it was MY idea about the "I shit when I sneeze" blinkie.

Man. I get no credit.

Will someone please call me a Waaaahmulance?

marcellecanbeanattentionwhore, too. said...

Much better. Thank you.

:)

And, ftr, although I came up with the idea of it being a blinkie, you were the one that said that you'd dare her to put it on a random thread on the bargain board. I'm not afraid to give you credit, either.

Smoochie-boochies xoxo

Angel said...

I know from your previous posts that you love comments, I just wanted to let you know that I am trying the Master Cleanse as well. I also wanted to thank you for being so amazing! I have been reading all of your posts starting from the beginning at work and I laugh so much. Thanks for making the Audit shift so much better!