The Renee did 10 days on the Master Cleanse diet!! Remember when I did the Master Cleanse (aka Lemonade diet)? No? Good.
I'm still trying to put it behind me.
The Renee did it though. She lost ten pounds and says she felt amazing on days 5-10. She would even do it again! A BIG SHOUT OUT and a HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to The Renee!! That is willpower, girlfriend. Now if she'd just start a blog for us, she'd have something to really be proud of...
On a totally unrelated note, this week I tried to bribe a friend to post on a forum thread of my choice with an "I shit when I sneeze" blinkie. She wouldn't do it though, she said it was too much hassle but I think she's really just a wuss.
That is totally unrelated, for the record. The Friend is not The Renee. wink
Because it doesn't count if it only happens once.
Edited to add: I guess Marcelle did the cleanse for 10 days too. Yeah, yeah, congrats to Marcelle too, whatever. I guess she also claims to have come up with the "I shit when I sneeze" blinkie. Yeah whatever. I guess there has also been some quibbling over who came up with the word shneeze. Yeah whatever.
There is some confusion in the comments about whether it was The Renee who shnitzed or shneezed. People, would I tell the entire world if my bestfriend shnitzed herself? (yes) Of course not.