Okay, I'm ready to go. I look totally hot too, if I do say so myself (and I'd better say so myself, because no one else will). Great hair day, wearing my cute waffle knit J. Crew shirt with the Griffins on it and my long and lean jeans. With my Havaiaanas (how the fuck do you spell that?) because I always give up by the time I get to the shoes.
To pull this svelte look off (read: hide the muffin top) I had to wear my sexy Spanx bike shorts (that Mr. Ashley is never allowed to see me in and if he does accidentally see me, we either have to divorce or he has to poke his own eyes out) AND a camisole underneath.
So I feel a little like a stuffed potato and I'll be hot as hell all night, but I look damn good.