Remember that Valentine party I decided to have in a moment of mania? Well, now it is time to start thinking about that whole thing again and I'm not nearly as excited about it now, but there's no turning back.
Anyway, remember how I went through all of that nonsense with the invites? And I finally figured it out and the entrepreneurial chaw rushed around to have special heart shaped paper clips drop shipped and rushed to me? Well, now I can't find those little fuckers anywhere.
I really need to have the invites out by the end of the day tomorrow too, so it looks like tomorrow I will be cleaning up around here and attempting a search and rescue mission and if worse comes to worse, I'll have to send them out without cute heart shaped paper clips. I'm so pissed.
Also, remember hibernation day? Guess what loser parents forgot to send a pillow and stuffed animal to school with their kid?
For the money I'm paying them, I expect not to have to receive and keep track of 10-12 pieces of paper per day. I just cannot. It is overwhelming and too hard to keep track of. Can't these people email?
Big Kid didn't even realize how devastating this whole thing was until I grilled him about it for half an hour. I guess they had extra animals and he shared his school girl friend's pillow, which I'm sure he loved.
It doesn't make me look good though. Not good at all.