to finish my party post but little kid WILL NOT STAY OFF CHAIRS. All of the little chairs are gone. I put up a box and a new pack of paper towels that he was using as a stool. The only stool left is locked in the bathroom. All ride on toys are outside.
But there's no stopping him from kitchen or dining room chairs. He just pushes them to wherever he needs to be. If I yell at him to stop, he stops and stares at me until I get busy doing something and picks up where he left off.
Also, every time I turn around, he has a Sharpie. We don't even OWN this many Sharpies, where the hell are they coming from??
I wasn't sure what to do about the chairs, but I think I have a solution. Although it is an embarrassing and inconvenient solution.
I'm going to tie all of the chairs together. He can push one chair, but can he push 14 chairs?
We shall see.
If not, we're about to kill a lot of birds with one stone here.
If I can find enough rope in that craphole we call a garage, I'll take a picture of my brilliant solution. If not, we're going to Home Depot this weekend.
All of this from a person who is against toilet locks and thinks these kids should just be trained to live in our environment.
Okay. I get it. I was wrong.