Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I Made Muffins Again


and little kid really liked them! He liked them so much that he couldn't wait for them to cool down. I thought they were safe since I pushed them to the back of the stove top and since all of the chairs are on top of the fridge:


but the E-bull genius pulled out the oven drawer, stood on it, grabbed the hot muffin tin and set it on the tile for Heidi Louise and himself to enjoy. He did all of this quickly and quietly by the way, I was in the adjoining room taking monkey pictures and he was assisting me just moments before.

(If you consider using the reflector to beat me about the head while I photograph "assisting".)

I didn't even know anything was wrong until I turned around, camera in hand, and saw him and Heidi Louise digging into the muffins.

Later he went into his room and pooped on the floor. He tried to clean it up with a towel, but there is a certain formula one must use to effectively get poop out of carpet. I have no idea exactly what this formula is...but he DEFINITELY is not on the right track. I do appreciate the effort. Kind of. The thought was there. I guess.

You're all lucky I didn't have my camera for that fun discovery.

18 comments:

Lacy said...

I just KNEW you had another good post in you for today. Thanks for the laughs.

Uglymama said...

OMIGOD! He is just to much. At least he is a total DOLL. That must be the problem, he knows he is cute and can get away with it.

Anonymous said...

When will we see a picture of the accomplice, Heidi Louise? I always think of my Little One (who is appropriately wearing a shirt today that says "Mr. Mischief") and my Mom's miniature dauschound, Buddy, when you talk about little kid and Heidi Louise.

Catfish said...

Holy Shit (sorry) that was a good one...and those muffins looked yummy...oh well!

Dana said...

The top of my entertainment center looks just like the top of your fridge . . . what's with these kids??

Maria said...

Holy shit! I have chairs and stools on top of my fridge too!

*lmao*

LuvMy2Girlz80 said...

OMG The chairs on top of the fridge are priceless! I love when you add pictures of the mischevious E-Bull. (Oxymoron?)

And what is it with weenie dogs named Buddy? That's what my mini weenies name is. (MY DOG PerVZ!)

Southern Fried Girl said...

I don't always comment (don't hate me) but you crack me up so much. I get the shakes if you don't update enough.

All I'm asking is like 10 or so a day. Updates that is.

Is that too much to ask?

Yes?

Well, shit.

Jennifer said...

Hmm, I notice that your wine rack is empty...

Anonymous said...

LOL! Yeah, I have a little guy like your E-bull one. It's amazing (and scary) how quick and clever they can be. Thanks so much for the laughs Ashley! Definitely one of the highlights of my day.

AFRo said...

I swear I went through computer withdrawals today from not being able to visit. Jesus that's pathetic. Whatever.

I told you now... you need to bite his little ass back. <---Skrate out da ghetto.

Cake said...

OMG, he is an adorable little genius! The drawer? I bet HL loves the food she gets from him!

Joy said...

Oh how I missed you today, I had to actually clean my house instead of hang on your every word. Oh yea and there was that little thing we like to refer to as "snow" that happend and caused school to be shut down.

Love the pics as usual. I am proud of you for making such a yummy breakfast that LK and Heidi obviously enjoyed.

Christa said...

LMAO! I am so glad that Jewell has figured out that she could pull the chairs over and use them to get to all the goodies!


Now that I said something, she will start doing it tomorrow. I know it!

Harmony said...

6 months ago we got a lab puppy, we also purchased a Bissell SpotBot for any accidents. Thank God for the SpotBot!!! Although I have had to use it for our dog (Phoebe), it's main use has been for our 19 month old.

Anonymous said...

He really is cute...too freakin cute for his own good, I tell ya!
I have the same age boy, same personality. My latest matra is "at least he's not boring". I don't know, these types of thoughts get me through the day. Well, that and red wine/Xanax.

Kate said...

I love E-bull stories because they make our little Crabigail seem tame! Has your mom said to you yet - I'm so glad you have a child just like you??? :D

Anonymous said...

Did E-bull poop on the floor or did Heidi Louise???

E-bull sure gives you a ton of good material!!!