I am on Mr. Ashley's computer, researching The Safe Haven Law...you know, the one that lets mothers drop babies off at fire stations and hospitals, no questions asked?
I guess 18 month olds don't qualify...and that is why he will be in his room until he is 18.
For his own safety.
Because today while I was in the bathroom, doing surgery on my own eyeball, which took me less than 2 minutes, he was doing this:
I am practically speechless. Past the screams of devastation upon first discovery, done with the sobbing, wrapping up the muttered threats and hissed curse words, and onto speechlessness.
50 comments:
O M G !!! Wow, he is E-Bull!! I would have been crying too!! DD did that to my laptop ONCE, she got 3 keys off in a split second. her little sticky fingers are the perfect size. I don't think she even meant to pull the keys off. I am so sorry, Ashley, guess you need to find room on top of that fridge of yours for your laptop too!!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
OH MY GOD!!!!! I am so sorry for your poor computer, but very thankful that it wasn't my three year old. (it is something he would do and then proudly show off his work).
I think that if you showed the police the computer they would at least put him in protective custody.
HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!
OH SHIT!!! I am speechless!!!
you are justified in calling your kid an asshole here
OH WOW... I don't know how I'd handle that one. I'd be pissed as hell!
O.M.G. How the heck do little kids know how to screw grown up stuff up so bad? I'm not sure that last sentence of mine made sense. Oh well.
They pop right back on. The witchy one is the space bar, but usually that one is fine, too. He just wants to play with your toy. Talk it out. KIDDING. But it is fixable. I've taken all the keys off to clean underneath before (yes, I am crazy and have too much time on my hands). Lovez Dre.
maybe Dell can direct you to a place to fix it?
WTF! Was he playing kickball with it or something. Fuck I would be pissed.
http://www.wikihow.com/Pop-a-Key-Back-Onto-a-Dell-Laptop-Keyboard
holy shit.. i'd lock him up too
OH....MY.....GOODNESS. This is his most destructive act of destruction yet. NOOOOOOOO....I'm so sorry!
Normally you could pop the keys back on, but from the picture, some of the buttons look seriously screwed. You can buy replacement keyboards on auction sites for pretty cheap though. I had to do that for DH's computer when he spilled pop all over it. :) I can't believe the stuff that LK does anyway!
Looks like the little guy took "Trash Terminating Thursday" a little to far.....
Sorry, that blows!
Jesus Almighty. Those damn things are NOT easy to get off. I know cuz when I spilled my yummy pomengranate cider all over my laptop, I struggled to pick those little fuckers off....
Poor you.
OH SHIT. I have no other words.
Daaaaaaamn. He's good.
Holy f*ck that is some destruction right there!!!!! LK should be hiding in his room if he knows what's good for him ;) ....omg..... Good....luck? fixing it? I think most of them will pop back on but still.... never quite the same. UGH.
Sorry I'm still snickering - he must be the most freakishly strong 18 month old alive! Maybe you could enter him into a Strong Man competition and make him earn enough for a new computer..... It is a little funny...that sound you hear is my muffled snickering.
OMFG, Ashley, breathe. I swear to god, it's gonna be okay. I know E-bull is, well, evil and that all you wanna do is knock his block off. That's okay too, we understand. Keep him locked away.
HOLY SHIZZLE!!!!!!
Have you told Mr Ashley yet?
Oh in the name of everything that's holy....Are those keys popped off or smashed? They looked smashed? I would cry so hard it's not even funny.
OUCH!
I am so sorry. :(
Man he is fast and into everything!!! How's your eye?
I am speechless! This is one of the moments where, as a bystander, it's better just to keep your mouth shut and walk away...
OMG!!! and he's still alive???
LOL.....off to hug my grown kids.... I didn't realize how lucky I was when they were growing up! Of course I never had a Laptop for them to destroy back then either....
OH. MA. GAWD.
captain destroyer did a doozy this time!! Holy Sheet!!!
That sucks big time Ash. I feel for ya. big ((hug))
You should bite him again. Damn. I'm sorry.
I have never seen anything like that - it's as if he planned this attack for weeks. Hmmmm, maybe he's got some barely concealed rage toward your laptop?
I am aware that I don't know you, but I felt obligated to share in your pain. My youngest child once did that to my husband's work laptop. He was successful in repairing most of the damage, but the 4 and p were gone forever RIP.
Good luck with that!
Yes, you’re hurting and I feel ya. I looked up a replacement and they are around $50 for a full keyboard. Good news, they are not too difficult to replace (I have had to take apart a couple of Dell laptops). I have been wanting to start a laptop graveyard for just these occasions, where something goes wrong on one part of a laptop. It would be a lot cheaper than having to buy new parts. If he does anymore damage to it, let me know.
Felt like a vulture typing that last sentence, sorry.
omg I would be mortified!
poor ashley's computer!
O.M.GAWD!!!!!!!!! I didn't know my jaw could drop like that - thank god the DH didn't see it and get any ideas ;)
That sucks!!! I'm having a beer and a moment of silence for you.
SWeeeeeeeet NibLETSS
LMFAO. It HAS to be the age. My son did the same thing at that age. I sat there with fucking tweezers for DAYS trying to put it back together. After the 3rd time he did it, I called Dell, and they sent me a new keyboard. Free of charge. May be worth a call.
Oh- and as long as you give them bread and water, I don't think it can be called child abuse.
Itchy
OMG that is some funny shit. I think he's trying to tell you that you are on the computer too much and that he needs more attention. Horrible.
My computer is handicapped as well and I've had to adapt to not having a shift key on the right. My then 20 mo ripped it off and broke it to the point where it could not be replaced.
my little one --not even a year-- has removed and (apparently) eaten my e key. i have to type and press extra hard in the hole that is left behind. i think it's evil genius that she only took the most commonly used letter.
This is CPS. Does anyone know how to get ahold of that AFRo ghetto biter lady up there? Call us at 1-800-867-5309. Keep it on the down low.
Okay, I'm feeling the pain... My laptop is three days old and I have a kid eerily similar to the
E-Bull... Let's just hope that she never, ever does this... {{{hugs}}}
OMG....I have no words!
Well outside of SORRY, that is.
I just have no words.
I'm very sorry for the destruction but I have to say, these comments literally made me pee my pants a little! The comments are funny shit!
Katie
OMG and I thought it was bad when my 2 year old washed my contact lenses down the drain last week. Forget the Safe Haven laws and start looking for a very understanding day care provider. Or can the Jews whip him into shape?
Oh Wow Ashley! I'm so glad your hubby was able to fix it! My little one did the same thing, but only to a few of my keys...same computer, too! I am permanently without a shift key, but life goes on....Kids...aaagh!
OMG I would have had to strangle my little one for that. LK better stay far away from you for awhile!
Forget the safe haven law take his ass to jail and drop him off maybe they could fix him! I would have flipped out.
Little kid is definitely a "vonce" (don't know the origin, could be yiddish) but trust me, if i could find a definition, it would show a picture of your little kid! (Just in case you get bored calling him e-bull and are looking for other funny names). I know its not funny to live through, but your stories about him crack me up!!
Damn, I thought my kid was bad for coloring all over her room with a pink crayon! She's got nothing on Little Kid! LOL!
Sweet Jesus!!!
I'd ground that kid until he was 35, and probably have him working a part time home based job to pay for a new notebook...
So sorry for your notebook...
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