Friday, February 8, 2008
This is who should win Project Runway. Christian. He is only 21 years old, people! At 21, it is pretty amazing that he even knows what he wants to do, little less be really good at it.
I'm seriously impressed with him, I would even call him a prodigy.
Plus, he is so cute and fun! Clearly, he has caught a major case of The Gay (maybe his mama fed him soy milk as a baby? I once read on Babycenter that your boys will catch The Gay if you give them soy milk) and I would just love for him to take me out to lunch and for some shopping.
And can we talk about Tim Gunn for a moment? The man is freaking de-light-ful. I just love him. I love the way he talks, I love the things he says, I love the way he puts his hand on his chin. He's like the big gay uncle we all wish we had.
Heidi Klum...could you look like shit just once in your gorgeous, blessed life?? Damn, even 9 months pregnant you looked like a Victoria Secret model. I really like you, but this makes me really want to hate you. How come when I wear my hair slicked back I look like a boy and you look like a super model? It doesn't seem fair. Dress it down a little, my friend.
I also like Michael Kors (or Korrs? I'm a fashion reject), although I think he is a little bit of a bitch and speaking of bitches, don't get me started on Nina Weiner Garcia or whatever her name is. Snooty cow.
I've got dishes to do and an important phone call to make before I play anymore today but I really, really am having major anxiety about the phone call even though I know no one is going to be mean to me. I pretty much just don't want to do it. I need a public relations manager or something, someone to deal with the little people.
And the dishes. They are really, really bad and also causing some anxiety. Someone needs to get on that.