Friday, February 8, 2008

Project Runway


This is who should win Project Runway. Christian. He is only 21 years old, people! At 21, it is pretty amazing that he even knows what he wants to do, little less be really good at it.

I'm seriously impressed with him, I would even call him a prodigy.

Plus, he is so cute and fun! Clearly, he has caught a major case of The Gay (maybe his mama fed him soy milk as a baby? I once read on Babycenter that your boys will catch The Gay if you give them soy milk) and I would just love for him to take me out to lunch and for some shopping.

And can we talk about Tim Gunn for a moment? The man is freaking de-light-ful. I just love him. I love the way he talks, I love the things he says, I love the way he puts his hand on his chin. He's like the big gay uncle we all wish we had.

Heidi Klum...could you look like shit just once in your gorgeous, blessed life?? Damn, even 9 months pregnant you looked like a Victoria Secret model. I really like you, but this makes me really want to hate you. How come when I wear my hair slicked back I look like a boy and you look like a super model? It doesn't seem fair. Dress it down a little, my friend.

I also like Michael Kors (or Korrs? I'm a fashion reject), although I think he is a little bit of a bitch and speaking of bitches, don't get me started on Nina Weiner Garcia or whatever her name is. Snooty cow.

I've got dishes to do and an important phone call to make before I play anymore today but I really, really am having major anxiety about the phone call even though I know no one is going to be mean to me. I pretty much just don't want to do it. I need a public relations manager or something, someone to deal with the little people.

And the dishes. They are really, really bad and also causing some anxiety. Someone needs to get on that.

26 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Christian is so FIERCE! I love him. At first he irritated me, but I soon realized his gay little self was harmless and totally hilarious. I cannot STAND Nina.. she always looks like there is a skunk sitting in front of her or something with that pinched-up face of hers.

kathie said...

Hi Ashley,

Your blogroll keeps disappearing (is it just my computer?) which makes it difficult for me to find my way to those other fun blogs I like to read (but don't worry, I don't like any of them as much as I like yours). What's up with that?? However, I may actually have to clean up my kitchen and turn OFF Dora soon, it's either that or go back through my history, which given how much time I waste on the internet each day is quite extensive and I'd really rather not. So could you please see if you could fix that? Thanks.

Ashley said...

That is very interesting and a major problem. Is this just today? Or often?

I do use something called blogrolling.com, so if they are down maybe it is down?

That's unacceptable though, I may as well just make the list myself if it isn't going to work.

Keep me posted on when/how this happens and we'll see what to do. In the meantime, just read my archives and stay away from other blogs.

;-)

Melissa said...

Christian is awesome! I like Jillian a lot also, but Christian is just fabulous!

I can't stand Nina Garcia. She almost never has anything nice to say and she seems very snotty.

Jeni said...

I agree with all your Project Runway comments!!! Did you see the season with Santos where he kept pretending to be Tim talking to Andre? It was so funny! If you missed it I highly recommend getting a copy of that season just for those parts!

jenmarie702 said...

Oh my gosh...Christian is FIERCE!! I didn't like him at the beginning of the season but I am totally Team Christian now. Did you this weeks episode where he sprayed the model/WWE gal's hair with hairspray and then sprayed his? I was rolling!! I so hope that he wins!

plslade said...

OMG - I'm with you! Christian is FIERCE! I seriously hope he wins... I've liked EVERYTHING he has made this season! I'm obsessed with Project Runway!

hotchickenbakooti said...

HELLO? I love freakin' Ninagahcceeeeeeaaahfashioneditorofellemagazine. Girl is wicked. Love, love, love her. I think Christian is a baby. And definitely loves the 80s. You know, the decade in which he was born.

Love PR. So very entertaining.

Sasha@BarelyKeepingItAllTogether said...

I lurve me some Christian. I want to go to lunch with him and dish. And eat, too, but mostly chit chat. And have him make some clothes for me. And maybe do my hair too.

Anonymous said...

LOL! I love Christian! He cracks me up.

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Anonymous said...

Xanax, my fellow anxiety-ridden friend, is a beautiful thing.

I would KILL for a personal assistant. There are so many silly, little things (like getting a cup of coffee, doing fucking dishes, opening mail) that really get in the way of me being a better, and more productive on a grand scale, person. Plus, I want to be able to boss someone around.

Mo said...

hey there- this is my first official comment, yay, but anyway, I had to chime in once I read your little blip about my new favorite tv person, Miz Christian. I really love him, and I want him to make me some clothes even though I'm pretty sure I'd be too fat for his standards, ha. And is it just me, or is anyone else glad Ricki and all his crying outbursts are 'out' ? Couldn't agree more about Heidi by the way. I kinda just want to punch her in the face for being so damn perfect. Does that make me a bad person? Oh well

Donella said...

Oh I LOVE Christian. I started watching this show during a marathon when I was "cleaning" and got hooked. He's my fave, by far.

London said...

I agree Christian is by far the best on the show. I loved the outfit he designed for the Diva's of the WWE episode! I actually thought he was a girl the first couple of times I saw the show...

Anonymous said...

I still believe Christian is super annoying but he is such a great designer. I also love Sweet P's designs.

Jen said...

Oh my gosh I love PR! I was just telling hubby last night that I hope Christian wins. He didn't seem to care all that much, maybe I'll share with you instead from now on!

Beantown_Mommy said...

I'll be so ticked if Christian doesn't win! I like Jillian's clothes, but she herself just kind of irritates me. Learn some time management, woman. I love Christian's interviews - they are fiercely hilarious ;-)

Suzanne said...

Christian is totally fierce! I loved the avant garde episode where he and Chris were a team. The everyday look was way cute. And man is Christian ever fast! He is always done the first day and his looks are always so well-executed. The PR show at Bryant Park is today, and it's gonna take everything in me to not Google it to see the collections!
I totally agree that the Santino impression of Tim was priceless...the Andre/Tim conversation at Red Lobster killed me!

Maria said...

I watched it last night for the first time - I'm a Make Me a Supermodel gal. :) And I was very impressed with Christian's outfit for the WWE diva.

He really is talented.

jennifer said...

I love him!! He so needs to win.

~Gretchen~ said...

I would love Miz Christian more if he could manage to, just once, make a garment without puffed sleeves.

Let me introduce you to our drinking game. You take a drink for every time Christian says 'fierce' and slam a shot every time he slams another designer.

This week, Tim said fierce twice, so it was decided that, when Tim and Christian switch phrases, you have to switch drinks with your drinking buddy. Harder when done over the internet, though. We'll have to work that bug out before Wednesday.

DONNA said...

Gretchen I so love your game!! Can I play next week? Ok don't slam me I like Christian and all and he is talented BUT some of the things he makes I'm like HUH??? I guess I don't get some of his designs. I have a few others who i would like to see win.

mlatulip said...

I love this shore almost more than life itself. A new guy just started at my work named Andrei and everytime I say his name I think of whateverthefuckhisnameis saying, "Andre, where's Andre" from a couple of seasons ago. Television GOLD, I tell ya.

mlatulip said...

Shit, Jeni, I didn't read the comments before I commented myself, but honest to goodness, I think that the Tim Gunn/Andre thing that SANTINO (yes, it's all coming back to me now) did was PRICELESS.

It's worthy of saying it again... TELEVISION GOLD!!

Anonymous said...

Mlatulip? Ashleypants? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I DID NOT KNOW THAT MY FELLOW CHAWS ARE PR FANS???? I AM AN ADDICT!!!

I'm going back to the clubhouse to post about this . . . how did I miss this. . .seriously, just when you think you know your friends . . .

Marisa

Tara said...

I ADORE Christian. Love. Love. Love. I want to buy his shirt on Bravo.com. It says "I'm kind of a big deal. Are you?" with coat hangers on it. So cute and bitchy.

I so want to go on Tim's show so he can show me how to dress cause clearly I have no idea. I used to, I used to have a fabulous wardrobe and great hair. Having a kid has sucked all that away. I'm doing good to actually get make-up on everyday and that's only because I'm working with middle schoolers this semester and don't want to look like crap on a daily basis.