One of the big reasons I am glad I only have girls is that I don't have to worry about them playing with their penises or putting them in weird places.
Is there a mother's day out program anywhere near you? Maybe he's bored. When Aidan was little she got bored with it just being us...she's VERY social (like our mothers...we're homebodies) and would act out because she was bored.Just a thought. You definitely know him better than me!!
The other day I walked in on my 8 year old in the shower with a water scoop toy on his penis. I have no idea why it was there. I have walked in on the 5 year old using a water bottle to create suction on his penis. I am now scared to death of walking in on them in the bathroom. I also frequently find pee in the corners of the bathroom (opposite from the toilet). I am shocked to hear you have used the phone TWICE in one week! Way To GO Ashley!! You're a big girl now!!Alissa
So you ate all the Skittles and then handed him the empty bag? I like your style. :) -The Renee
I am so glad I don't have to deal with penii,lol.
Because it's fun?I mean, I don't see how that would feel good, so fun is my next best guess...
Melodie: Too funny you mention having only girls. I have 2 girls as well, and my 2 year old walks around with her pelvis out and her hands at her zipper area trying to "pee" on the dog. Hrm... I'm thinking she got it from her dad. Fortunately, she wouldn't get very far with a skittles bag. :D
So I found your blog the other day and it has now taken me three days to read the entire thing. You would not believe the similarities in our lives, but I will not bore you with the details. And before I read your blog, I thought that my kids were crazy, but little kid takes the cake. I have almost commented several times, but when I read this, I LMAO. If he were my kid and not so darn cute, I would have strangled him by now.
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