Saturday, February 2, 2008


What is this, the 25th year in a row that I've wished you a happy birthday in our lifetimes? ONE MORE YEAR IN YOUR TWENTIES....We're getting old, bitch.

By the end of the day, I'm hoping to tell the whole world about that time you had that hairless beaver on your back! With photos!! What better gift than to have one of your most embarrassing moments immortalized for the whole world to enjoy??

It's even better than the card I meant to buy you and send you (yeah, don't be expecting a card. This counts as a card, I'm pretty sure. You could even print it out and fold it and everything.)

I love you, like I always have and always will.

Your Forever Friend,
Ashley Rat


Unknown said...

I don't know you but I sure feel like I do..

Happy Birthday, Catfish!

Renee said...

Happy birthday, Catfish! I hope you just had that cute sweater dry cleaned and didn't really burn it like you had threatened to do. :)

-The Renee

Anonymous said...

Thank you Rat! Wow...I met you when we were 3...and now we are moving into the 3-0's. LUV LUV LUV!
PS-The Renee, I burned it and bought a better newer one ;)

Anonymous said...

So is there a story behind how Catfish was nicknamed Catfish? Just curious. :) And sorry if that has already been covered somewhere.