Today is Hibernation Day with The Jews. To conclude their chapter on hibernation, they have asked us to send our kids in pajamas and they'll fart around all day and watch a movie...
So basically another day off?
Because we wear pajamas, fart around all day and watch television all day around here just about every day. This is not what I'm paying the big bucks for.
Awfully sneaky of them.
They've also got 9 million days off in February. We all know I embrace the Jewish holidays like they're my own and I'm very understanding about it...but I think we can skip some teacher inservice days and maybe President's day to make up for all of the lost time.
I'm just sayin'.