But I thought this was.
By the way, Obamas, I have your puppy. His name is Murphy and I've been keeping him for you. Don't worry, I haven't trained him or anything, that's your job.
A few tips:
--Michelle, you're going to want to make sure you don't leave your favorite shoes on the floor, unless you only want one of each pair. Purses too. Pretty much anything leather, it needs to be put up.
--Girls, he eats doll hair and anything fuzzy. I don't know why.
--The White House is fenced, right? Good. Otherwise, I can include his ground stake.
--You may want to consider tile. Like, seriously consider tile.
Don't worry, he'll be waiting for you on January 20th, I'll even throw in a bowtie or something to spiff him up a little. I think it will work out great. You need a puppy, I've got a puppy.
A congratulations and thank you gift, we'll call it. I'll even pay for shipping.
