Dear Big Kid,

I was wondering if you could help a girl out? I need a kick ass, um...booty, speech for my BFF's rehearsal dinner this weekend. You are so good at this maybe you could give me some suggestions?

K?Thnxbai

See sould say um we sould play ball. Um, what is a speets? I could say "Can we dwaw?"Sould we... maybe dey could say "Can we go at da pawk?" Uh, Can we play um, tag? When you wun you catch somebuddy and you will get fwozen.



And we could have a pet! Dey could maybe play golf.

Yours Twuly,
Big Kid