Oh Goodness

We have someone in the closet with a stick up their butt.

Disclaimer: if you have anything firmly lodged in your ass, whether it be a stick or your big girl panties...you don't belong in the closet.

But someone (another anonymous commenter, imagine that!) interprets me not being a fan of the NRA as me being against our constitutional amendments.

Um, no.

Learn to read.

I'm all for the second amendment, but I can still think the NRA goes about shit the wrong way sometimes.

And no, I don't necessarily think we all have the right to bear Uzis. You can protect your family without automatic weapons. I also think there should be stricter rules regarding gun purchasing and licensing.

Also, I was super irritated when the NRA sent pro-Bush propaganda to my home during the last election that featured little boys and their fathers shooting animals together...it's fine, but I am 100% certain that my beachside neighbors didn't receive the same propaganda that us rural folk did.

And the propaganda's insinuation that voting democrat would mean the end of your Constitutional Right for daddies to take their sons out hunting (or assemble an arsenal), struck me as an insult to my intelligence or more likely, a sad attempt to gain sympathy from those with limited intelligence. Which would naturally be us rural folks.

...and you're upset about me making fun of an 80 year old actor that died?? Where were you when I was insulting Lourdes' eyebrows?? Far more offensive.

Get your priorities straight.