Sunday, April 6, 2008

Oh Goodness

We have someone in the closet with a stick up their butt.

Disclaimer: if you have anything firmly lodged in your ass, whether it be a stick or your big girl panties...you don't belong in the closet.

But someone (another anonymous commenter, imagine that!) interprets me not being a fan of the NRA as me being against our constitutional amendments.

Um, no.

Learn to read.

I'm all for the second amendment, but I can still think the NRA goes about shit the wrong way sometimes.

And no, I don't necessarily think we all have the right to bear Uzis. You can protect your family without automatic weapons. I also think there should be stricter rules regarding gun purchasing and licensing.

Also, I was super irritated when the NRA sent pro-Bush propaganda to my home during the last election that featured little boys and their fathers shooting animals together...it's fine, but I am 100% certain that my beachside neighbors didn't receive the same propaganda that us rural folk did.

And the propaganda's insinuation that voting democrat would mean the end of your Constitutional Right for daddies to take their sons out hunting (or assemble an arsenal), struck me as an insult to my intelligence or more likely, a sad attempt to gain sympathy from those with limited intelligence. Which would naturally be us rural folks.

...and you're upset about me making fun of an 80 year old actor that died?? Where were you when I was insulting Lourdes' eyebrows?? Far more offensive.

Get your priorities straight.

14 comments:

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

It's not Anon's fault.

Let's assume it's a woman. She obvi has some issues. And clearly no girlfriends. And has major PMS. And has not had a recent pedicure. Or lovin'.

This must be true. Otherwise she couldn't possibly be so crabby.

:) Right?!

Ashley said...

I find it so amusing that the only hate comments I ever receive on my blog or read on blogs are posted anonymously. Grow a pair why don't cha!?!?!?

-Not The Ashley

Cate said...

You go girl. Do you think Charleton Heston really gives a big you know what anyhow? He's hangin' with the real Moses who is critiqueing CH's performance.
Bearing arms will always be legal, just not ones that can shoot more than 10 bullets in rapid succession. Our founding fathers wanted the everyday Joe's to be a credible threat to the powers that be.
Anon, if you want to criticize Ashley stick to what you know--being ingnorant about children!!
Love yas ;)

Kathy said...

I, on the otherhand, actually AM against our constitutional amendments...I am also in a closet with a stick up my butt, but that really has nothing to do with any of this.

txchic said...

OMG!!! If they don't like you, they don't have to read...just go away!!! That's ridiculous!

Laura said...

It was within the first day or so that I got my first evil anon comment on my blog. I couldn't even publish it, cuz my mom reads my blog for God's sake!

ok, shameless plug: http://justforkingaround.blogspot.com/ (don't know how to make a link in the comments)

Yeah, anon needs to grow a set: be a woman (or a man), and stand up for what they believe!

the driftwood collector said...

Here, here! Well said!

Cake said...

I think Anon ate too much Soylent Green. ;)

P said...

I love it when those stupid-ass anony's leave their comments. Just gives us something else to laugh at.

Melodie said...

It's always the haters who have to remain "anonymous." I decided to block anonymous comments on my blog for a while because they were mostly just a bunch of haters. But then I changed my mind and decided to start moderating the comments and kicking the nasty ones to the curb (cause the anon jerks would just sign in with "k" or "j" to get past the anon filter).
I even put a note on my comments that says, "Show me some love. Haters need not apply." Now that they are not getting the attention that they so crave, I haven't gotten much in the way of hate mail lately.

Anonymous said...

My husband said the exact same thing you did when he heard CH had died.
And I laughed. So we are going to hell too.
See you there! ;)

An Anon who is NOT a hater

Joy said...

Doesn't that person have anything better to do than leave anonymous comments?

I totally agree with the right for us to have a gun, but also agree with laws on who and how people can get those guns. I really don't think someone needs an oozie but whatever. We do own many guns hubs hunts with most of them:) and they are locked in a Large ass safe that he most of the time can't even figure out the combination and is reduced to cursing and yelling at me to get it open, so I really don't have any worries of my children getting to them.

We always had guns in my house growing up and I was taught about them. We have stressed and stressed to my son about them and will always do so. I am glad my husband will be able to spend quality time with my children in the woods or in the duck blind. And he will continue to kill for us to eat.

Madden said...

It's a guy, and he has a stick up his butt because he likes to take it up the ass.

All NRA supporters are closeted.

Snooty Primadona said...

Like the saying goes... If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, then come sit next to me, LOL! I have found that shooting people the finger is greatly rewarding and I now do it all the time. Gotta love it. An old lady that shoots everyone the finger. I'm surely going to become a local legend. The Old Lady Who Farts in Public and Shoots the Finger To Everyone. I can live with that.