Thursday, April 24, 2008

I'm not Crazy

Ashley: I'm kind of nervous about my photoshoot tomorrow. I guess it's sort of like stage fright, but I don't know why I always dread it at first.

Mr. Ashley: Because you never leave the house so now you're like phobic about everything if you do.

Ashley: No! No, that's not true at all. You think that? It's just easier not to leave the house and I don't really need to and with gas prices being so high and all...

Mr. Ashley: Well, I just mean that since you're never around people, you get nervous if you have to go deal with anyone or go do anything.

Ashley: No, I like people. I'm fine to wander around Joann's or Target and I talk to strangers all the time, it's more like worrying about too much shadows or sun or it being too hot or the pictures not looking good for some reason. And getting up early, I hate getting up early.

Mr. Ashley: That's what I meant.

9 comments:

Shannie said...

Love it! Too damn funny. ;-)

txchic said...

LOL! Men just don't get it. They sure do try, though, and Mr. Ashley is a keeper! After reading his comments regarding the dog, man he's a good one. :)

Donella said...

I hate getting up early too. And leaving the house. I'm glad I work from home and only have to leave for classes. My goal is to become a hermit with an exorbitant number of internet friends.

so tired said...

I can usually get my ass out the door and accomplish something... usually.

It's usually not before 10:00a.m though. And I have these friends that I'll run into that have just finished up with their workout. None of them are judgmental about the fact that they never see my fat ass at the gym. But I still wind up feeling pretty bad that it took me so much effort just to get showered, dressed and out of the house. And they have been out for hours working out and getting shit done.

Life, Love & Lola said...

We're ALL a little crazy Ashley.

Catfish said...

ahhhhh fucking hilarious, he's an insightful one! How's Murph's?

Jenn said...

Then why didn't he just say that? :)

And one of my favorite past-times is wandering Tar-jay, chatting up strangers. (snarky grin)

Sasha said...

Oh, I've got some crazy in me too. It's totally normal to be like us- everyone else is weird!

txchic said...

Are you locked up in a straight jacket somewhere? Why haven't we heard from you in over 24 hours! We need our Ashley fix!!