Friday, April 25, 2008

The Renee 's Birthday

Happy Birthday To You

This day in history, a really long time ago, The Renee was born!

What would we do without her?

See? Did you imagine how boring and uninteresting our online worlds would be? Mine at least. So, it's a really important day, the anniversary of the day The Renee was born. I'd say third most important birth ever, after me and Jesus, of course.

I got her a really great present and I was excited to tell you all about it, but she hasn't gotten it yet. This is not good because I'm pretty sure it was sent over a week ago.

The Renee and I have bad luck like that, I got her Christmas gift like 6 weeks later. With a note attached saying sorry for the delay, but the dog was in the yard when they tried to deliver it before Christmas...well, I do believe you've been back within those 6 weeks and at some point you might have notified me so I could at least go get the package myself.

This is why people hate the post office. Just saying.

Anyway, Happy birthday to you Renee! I hope you manage to have some fun with all of those kids around.


so tired said...

Did you get her "The Pancake Puff"???

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday The Renee!!!

And I haven't been inside a Post Office in over 3 years! I have something to take there, and even though DH offered to do it for me, I think I need to conquer my fear.

So it's been in my tote bag for a week now. Baby steps.

Anonymous said...

lol about the pancake puff!

Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday The Renee!

Things I May Regret Writing said...

Wait, is The Renee actually Renee Zellweger? Because today is Renee Zellweger's birthday, and it seems too big a coincidence.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm....If "The Renee" is Renee Zellweger that means you MIGHT be from Texas. Come home...we'd have great fun together. :)

Anonymous said...

PS--Happy Birthday, The Renee!! I'm glad you're The Ashley's friend so we can hear all about you. :) I guess she can't be Renee Z if she has all those kids. :)

Anonymous said...

Ashley, since someone thought that your dear friend, the Renee might be Renee Zellwegger, I googled it. Here is what I found: Morph Of: Ashlee Simpson and Renee Zellweger -

Anonymous said...

The Renee: Bring the kids and your nanny over to my house. She and my nanny can watch them and my little sweet pea while we each go out on our private date nights. This will lower the ratio for your chica. Because you really deserve a smoking hot date night for your bday.

And send me those photographs from BLD. Please!

Renee said...

Oooh! I love that idea, Dre! I owe you an email, too - I'm sorry! I will respond super soon. I am, sadly, not Renee Z. I am just Renee F (ReneeF35 on Babycenter, but now it would more appropriately be ReneeF36). Yep, 36 today. Closer to 40 than 30. 35 was an okay year - kinda in the middle of your 30s. No biggie. But 36? Woah. Okay, so the good news is that I am considering today the first day of a New Year for me. I am embarking (sp?) on a Total Mind and Body Makeover. I will be coming up with more inspiring mottos like the Progress, Not Perfection one that has taken the world by storm. I will be losing 65 pounds in the next 365 days. (I'm serious....I'm really going to do that. I'm working with a personal trainer in the privacy of my own home and getting weight loss drugs from my doc and everything.) I just made His Royal Highness (my spoiled husband) take Before pictures of me because I am SO CERTAIN that I am going to have amazing After pictures in year. Yes, I'm that confident.

Anyway, enough about me. Thanks for the birfday wishes. They made me feel special. :) I will keep an eye out for my present.

-The Renee

PS Where do you live, txchic? I'm in the Houston area.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to The Renee!

Of course I don't know why I'm telling her happy birthday since she promised she'd be back to my blog again and I haven't seen her since.

But I'm just nice like that, so again Happy Birthday!

AFRo said...

Happy late birthday Renee. Sorry I've been MIA a few days and I'm just now reading. Hope you partied like a rock star.