Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Bring the Sun Back

Big Kid has had a REAL sassy mouth lately. Not sure what's up with that, but we don't like it.

So today I guess he was talking crap to Mr. Ashley outside and Mr. Ashley sent him to his room and ignored him while he cried and had a fit.

He ended up screaming himself to sleep, and just woke up a minute ago, 2 hours later:

Big Kid: Daddy? Daddy? DADDY!!

Ashley: Hey, daddy's not here right now, what can I do for you?

Big Kid: You could dest get me daddy. He ruined my day. He kept me in here 'til I felled asweep and now he's gonna get a timeout, for ruinin' my day.

Ashley: Are you kidding me? He didn't ruin your day, you did, by having a sassy mouth. And here you go again, first words from you...

Big Kid: Ima dest gonna talk to daddy bout dis. He ruined my day, now it's dest night time and dere is no sunshine, no sunny day, and I'm not puttin' up wif it. Tell him to come here.

Ashley: (mouth agape) Get up and go to the bathroom and you can go right back to bed.

Big Kid: Now you're gonna ruin my day? First, he takes away my sunshiney day and now you say I dest haf to go to bed and I'm not doin' it. I want sunshine right now. GO AWAY MOON, I DON'T LOVE YOU MOON. You, mudder, you go bwing da sunshine back. I want da sun to come back. And, and, you dest call daddy on da phone and you dest tell him he's in big twouble wif me. You too.

Ashley: Get back in bed. Seriously.

Now he's in there screaming and crying up a storm about bringing the sun back and how wrong it was of us to ruin his day.

Let's hope he passes out soon. He's screwing up PRIMO quiet time...I was even working on my Desperate Housewives of NYC post.

I know, I know...damn kids.

22 comments:

Life, Love & Lola said...

Dear Big Kid,

The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow...Bet Your Bottom Dollar That Tomorrow...There Be Sun!

Kiss your mom goodnight. We'll see you in the morning SUNSHINE!

XOXO

P.S. Goodnight Moon Rocks...I'm sure it was one of your favorites.

Anonymous said...

Funniest thing I've ever read...seriously!

Shannie said...

I soooo feel your pain... I did lmao, and I feel guilty doing so bc I deal with the exact same shit. Soooo cute, but so, so annoying.

Denise said...

omg BK cracks me up. does he give you the dead serious face when he says this stuff? how do YOU keep a straight face?

Joy said...

I hear all the time from the kinderagrtener that he is not haveing a fun day. He also has had serious issues with the attitude and was put to bed on Mon at 5:00!

Lindsay said...

That was hilarious! I know it sucked to listen to, but I'd be rolling on the floor laughing once I got downstairs.

Kathy said...

My daughter just got up for the cabillionth time tonight. Totally ruined America's Next Top Model for me and now we're moving on to American Idol...why I oughta...

Missives said...

I'm with him on one thing: I really want the sun to come back today, too. Darn kid and husband sucked it all away with errands.

dannibanani said...

He sounds so cute (even with the sassy mouth!) - You should make sure you have some good audio or video recordings of that.

A few days ago we found some cassettes that were recorded about 35 years ago, when my cousin's hubby was a kid. I loved listening to those tapes.. It was a totally different feeling than just watching home movies.

Melodie said...

It's great that you have this blog to document his little attitude. It'll come in handy when he has his own sassy-mouthed kid to deal with and you can show him just how he was!

sandwiched said...

Oh my GOODNESS! Well, at least that kid will never grow up to be a pushover. Hilarious. What a mouth!

Mitch said...

Its times like that that I have to just walk away because I can't hide the huge ass smile on my face. Ray does the same thing and she is so cute doing it the same way BK is!

LceeL said...

Doesn't he realize that he REALLY shouldn't mess with somebody that actually HAS the power to bring back the sunshine? You gotta let that kid read more comic books - so he'll properly appreciate a person with SUPERPOWERS.

Val said...

When you learn how to fix this sassy mouth problem, let me know.

I have a almost four year old who could use an attitude adjustment also.

Thanks!

Amy said...

Oh you took away Big Kid's sunshiney day? Big Kid totally deserves to be Walkin' On Sunshine! You e-bull people.

P in VT said...

i truly can't take this. BK is hilarious.

Hair Girl said...

I hate daylight savings time because trying to get a 6 year old to bed with the sun still out is just too hard. It's such a pain that it stays light until 9:00pm!
Tell him to come to my house; the Sun never seems to set.

Joyce said...

Good God... where you at my house tonight? The conversation was very similar. This too shall pass...

April said...

oh my gaw.....you are hilarious...

Renee said...

Shame on Mr. Ashley for ruining BK's day! This is SO funny! What a character.

-The Renee

Lilian said...

Oh...please post your thoughts on the 'Real Housewives of NYC'...pretty please!

Barb McMahon said...

In other circumstances, it would be pretty sweet that he thinks you and Mr. A control the sunshine....