Big Kid has had a REAL sassy mouth lately. Not sure what's up with that, but we don't like it.
So today I guess he was talking crap to Mr. Ashley outside and Mr. Ashley sent him to his room and ignored him while he cried and had a fit.
He ended up screaming himself to sleep, and just woke up a minute ago, 2 hours later:
Big Kid: Daddy? Daddy? DADDY!!
Ashley: Hey, daddy's not here right now, what can I do for you?
Big Kid: You could dest get me daddy. He ruined my day. He kept me in here 'til I felled asweep and now he's gonna get a timeout, for ruinin' my day.
Ashley: Are you kidding me? He didn't ruin your day, you did, by having a sassy mouth. And here you go again, first words from you...
Big Kid: Ima dest gonna talk to daddy bout dis. He ruined my day, now it's dest night time and dere is no sunshine, no sunny day, and I'm not puttin' up wif it. Tell him to come here.
Ashley: (mouth agape) Get up and go to the bathroom and you can go right back to bed.
Big Kid: Now you're gonna ruin my day? First, he takes away my sunshiney day and now you say I dest haf to go to bed and I'm not doin' it. I want sunshine right now. GO AWAY MOON, I DON'T LOVE YOU MOON. You, mudder, you go bwing da sunshine back. I want da sun to come back. And, and, you dest call daddy on da phone and you dest tell him he's in big twouble wif me. You too.
Ashley: Get back in bed. Seriously.
Now he's in there screaming and crying up a storm about bringing the sun back and how wrong it was of us to ruin his day.
Let's hope he passes out soon. He's screwing up PRIMO quiet time...I was even working on my Desperate Housewives of NYC post.
I know, I know...damn kids.