Did you all hear that whole big deal about bum fights? I guess people were paying the bums to fight each other and then broadcasting it on the internet? Or selling videos or something?
I'm fuzzy on the details, but I'm thinking about arranging something similar with my kids.
It's 9am...and I'm ready to kick both their asses.
But that's not legal, I guess. I think it's okay if you don't leave marks, but you just never know how these Irish boys will bruise up.
So instead, I'm thinking of clearing some space in the middle of the family room, getting out the video camera and telling them to take out their frustrations with each other and life once and for all, no more whining and crying, last man standing gets ice cream.
That's legal, right?