Monday, April 7, 2008
Because we all love dumb people
You know, I guess when you have 40,000 unique visitors per month, you're bound to get some assholes.
Almost always anonymous. Someone suggested disabling anonymous commenting, not publishing the drivel, and/or not paying it any attention...but what fun is that?
We all love dumb people. Now that I've forbidden Britney talk in the closet, how else would we have easy access to so many to amuse us?
Also, I would deal with the anonyholes in the comments section themselves, but so many of you don't read the good stuff and I'd hate for you to miss it.
So here's our "Fucktard of the Week" (and it could be the same as our Charleton Heston/NRA loving moron, they aren't worth the effort of research):
What Planet Are You From, Ashley - Uracist?
You should get out a little and do some real traveling to see the world from a more realistic perspective - one in which racial/ethnic/ageist/political slurs aren't really smiled upon anymore. Oh, and you certainly must have little retard and big retard evaluated. Seriously.
Well, my racial/ethnic/ageist/political slurs have gotten me close to 300,000 readers and a Bloggie nomination. And I know my little retards are geniuses, I don't need an evaluation to tell me that. True that little kid is an Evil Genius, but a genius all the same.
Are you sad because your mom was too busy giving blow jobs for crack to have you evaluated? You deserved better, if someone had caught your issues sooner you might have had a chance at a normal life and friends.
Oh and the traveling thing? Laughable. I can promise that I have traveled more than your sheltered, "let me leave hateful anonymous comments on a stranger's blog because I have nothing better to do" self.
I can say with absolute certainty that America has a bigger stick up its bum than many countries. I am aware that we are now forbidden to even acknowledge any differences in race, culture, physical appearance, mental capacity, age, lifestyle choice, political affiliation, religious beliefs, and/or anything that makes us different from one another, without some idiot taking it upon themselves to save the world by attempting to censor public observations of differences between human beings.
And I can prove, through numbers on my statcounter, that people like to make fun of all of that politically correct bullshit.
So go back to your lonely little world and try to jam your head further up your own ass.
Might I recommend some lube from Too Timid to help you in that endeavor?