Mr. Ashley: Hey, next week is Passover or something and he can't have bread, cookies or crackers in his lunch.
Ashley: Really?? Wow. So no peanut butter, no meat and cheese together, no bread, no cookies, no crackers? Okaaaaaay, but that will be a challenge.
Big Kid: I dest wanna hab cookies and bwead and sometimes cwackers.
Ashley: It's just for a week, and you can have it at home, not a big deal.
Big Kid: It is a big deal for me! I dest like to hab dose fings sometimes.
Ashley: Well, we choose to go to a religious school so we have to show respect for them and follow their religious rules. This is how the Jewish people do it, it's their holiday and we'll learn what it's all about. Maybe you and I could do a project together and find out the story behind Passover.
Bid Kid: I DON'T WANT TO DO PROJECTS, I DEST WANNA HAB COOKIES SOMETIMES. So dere. (turns his back to me and crosses his arms). I'm not eben talkin' about it anymore.
Ashley: Alrighty then.