New Term

Amazingly, The Closet is now a part of the Arthur Kade legacy, having made it to his "Press/Media" page. This was the highlight of my day!

(disclaimer: I had an earache, a headache and itchy hands all day)

Former Fat Chick (I feel mean calling her that) suggested replacing the phrase "douche bag" with "Arthur Kade" from here on out and I really like that idea. However, "douche bag" comes in handy sometimes so I was thinking maybe we could help out The Gays and start using "Kade" instead of using "gay" in the derogatory, "That's so gay" sort of way.

Hear me out here.

For instance, when you see the guy at the mall wearing the pink polo, pink madras shorts, pink flip flops and a pink baseball hat, you would say, "That is the Kadest outfit I've ever seen."

Or, I noticed many of the spring break guys around here went for the starched and ironed white button up shirt unbuttoned with J.Crew shorts and aviator sunglasses on the beach look...totally Kade.

Don't let your sons drink soy milk, they'll catch "teh Kade".

Mr. Ashley bought Big Kid black and blue, bulky Sketchers with velcro straps. Does he want him to grow up to be Kade?

This is the best idea I've had in a while. I think we should go with it.