Thursday, March 12, 2009

New Term

Amazingly, The Closet is now a part of the Arthur Kade legacy, having made it to his "Press/Media" page. This was the highlight of my day!

(disclaimer: I had an earache, a headache and itchy hands all day)

Former Fat Chick (I feel mean calling her that) suggested replacing the phrase "douche bag" with "Arthur Kade" from here on out and I really like that idea. However, "douche bag" comes in handy sometimes so I was thinking maybe we could help out The Gays and start using "Kade" instead of using "gay" in the derogatory, "That's so gay" sort of way.

Hear me out here.

For instance, when you see the guy at the mall wearing the pink polo, pink madras shorts, pink flip flops and a pink baseball hat, you would say, "That is the Kadest outfit I've ever seen."

Or, I noticed many of the spring break guys around here went for the starched and ironed white button up shirt unbuttoned with J.Crew shorts and aviator sunglasses on the beach look...totally Kade.

Don't let your sons drink soy milk, they'll catch "teh Kade".

Mr. Ashley bought Big Kid black and blue, bulky Sketchers with velcro straps. Does he want him to grow up to be Kade?

This is the best idea I've had in a while. I think we should go with it.


Anonymous said...

OMG - when I saw the press link I almost peed my pants. I know that people in work have already checked out your blog which is cool. They love that his "douchery" has reached across many state lines. Unfortunately here in Philly we are stuck with his actual person. Ick. I just hope that people realize he is tracking any mention of his pathetic self and not that the Closet is part of "Team Kade". God, just typing that makes me feel violated... But on a happier note, Philly welcomes the Closet!!!

Jennifer said...

This is funny.

and brillant.

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

I don't get it... does he not get it that people are making fun of him? Or does he not care and thinks that any "press" is good press? I'm honestly confused...

Anonymous said...

It is like a train wreck you can't help but look at...I actually posted his link to my friends on Facebook for shits and giggles and one of my close friends who lives in Philly actually knows this guy. I asked him if he was as self absorbed as he comes across and he said, "Much more than that" which is totally scary.

P.S., I am posting this Anonymous because I can't remember by google username and I'm too lazy to look it up. I'm Amy- mom23princes

Unknown said...

The Closet is not on Team Kade...we just want him to continue blogging. It is icky and fascinating, like road kill.

Caren said...

I too am from Philly (well, I was, now it's the "Philly area") and surprisingly enough have never encountered him. I guess my days of hanging out with the "cool" kids in the "hot" places are over now that I'm a mom. I have met plenty of guys like him though. He must truly be a textbook case of a Narcissistic Personality Disorder, it's frightening.

On another note, I am loving the Pseudonym "AnastasiaBeaverhousen" of one of your other commentors. I'm not ashamed to admit I am a big "Will and Grace" fan.

Anonymous said...

Geez you are quick witted.

Chicapicante said...

lmao. brilliant

Former Fat Chick said...

I am on it ASH! I am informing the Hairy to go to HS on Monday and start dispersing the KADE word to their buds...I know if will spread like wildfire!

Perma-douche now = KADE

How soon
till my own offspring start saying "Former Fat Mom- WTF? You are such a Kade!

Don't feel bad, calling me Former Fat, have you NOT seen my before and after pics?

Stereos and Souffles said...

Thank you for turning me on to this site, I can't believe the comments!! My good friend (Life Love & Lola) and I are sitting here drinking wine going thru all of the comments on his site and we have been laughing for hours and have even started commenting under Cantstandya on his posts. We couldn't resist.