Showing posts with label Where does he get the list obsession from.... Show all posts
Showing posts with label Where does he get the list obsession from.... Show all posts

Monday, June 2, 2008

Relief

Ashley: Hey, thanks for playing so well with little kid today. It was really cool how you let him hang out in your room and play with your toys. You're a good big brother, you definitely get a check mark for that today.
Big Kid: A check and not an X?
Ashley: Definitely.
Big Kid: Do you fink Santa saw it?
Ashley: Santa Claus? Yes, probably so. He sees everything.
Big Kid: And maybe he put a check on his list too?
Ashley: Yep, I bet he did.
Big Kid: Do you fink he ewases da X if you get a check? Like if you told a fib and got an X for dat? Would he ewase it? Or would you dest hab an X and a check?
Ashley: Why? Did you tell any fibs?
Big Kid: I'm dest askin' you a question.
Ashley: I bet good behavior like that gets an X erased. He probably erases the X and puts a check right where the X was, and then forgets all about the X.
Big Kid: So he uses a pencil? 'Cuz I thought he used a marker.
Ashley: It's a Magical Marker, with an eraser.
Big Kid: Wow. Dat's a great idea.