New Social Network

I propose a new social network that tracks your usage and can warn people when they're probably annoying their friends. It would have pie charts and bar graphs and disclaimers like:

WARNING: You are up to 62% political posts.

WARNING: This is the 14th post you've shared today, for a total of 197 this month. Continue with share?

WARNING: 33% of your text is not recognizable as language or grammar. Spell check commencing.

WARNING: Photo appears to be poorly lit, self-taken, and at an odd angle. Continue? You're sure?

WARNING: The link you are attempting to share does not pass the Snopes.com filter. Please try again.

WARNING: You have exceeded the limit for self-promotion today. Try again later.

WARNING: Your status updates have been hidden by 73% of your friends and family. Upgrade to Pro Anti-Annoying Filter?

I mean, seriously, people. I need a social network where I can actually like the people I like, you know?

Someone get to writing some code or whatever magic shit people do to build websites and call me when it's time to collect my check. I'm telling you this would be the next big thing!