Call the Garbage Man

little kid and I are in an epic battle for the phone because he insists that the garbage man gave him his telephone number and that he needs to give him a call.

I don't think the garbage man did give him his phone number, nor do I think he needs to be calling the garbage man, so I've been hiding the phone and/or sticking his little ass in time out on an every-5-minutes basis.

He actually insists that the garbage man has 2 numbers and is furious I won't let him get on the phone.

He's also started getting suspicious of the lawn men and thinks they are trying to steal his watch (A $6 fake Burberry watch). He wants to make sure I'm not going to invite them to his party and I've assured him that I won't invite the landscapers. He does concede that they "do a nice job", he just doesn't want them after his watch.