That Bitch

Okay, I wasn't going to tell you all because he was so embarrassed...but Big Kid had an accident at school last Friday.

So the school nurse changed his clothes and sent a note home saying, "Your child needed a change of clothes today. Please be so kind as to wash and return them ASAP."

That bitch is now Big Kid's mortal enemy.

He had told me himself, rushed out as if it wasn't a big deal. "Hudson got a warning today and I dest had a little accident but it was no big deal I dest went to da media center and got new shorts, but can you bewieve Hudson got anudder warning?"

"Wait...what?? You wet your pants??"

(picking at his lip)...."yeah. Are you embawwassed of me?"

"No, of course not. Were you embarrassed though? I'm sorry that happened to you."

"It was no big deal."

So, although I was shocked, I moved on. Later that night Mr. Ashley mentioned the note and Big Kid came UNGLUED. Although we read it to him several times, assured him that she didn't tell us anything, she just wanted her shorts back--he was just fucking furious that she had the nerve to send a note home to his parents.

He also had taken the clean undies off and put his wet ones back on--not taking into account I'd be wondering about the pair of clean undies that weren't his in his backpack. So there was some attempt at covering his tracks about this whole thing. He fessed up himself but he was PISSED that the nurse tried to contact us. They are no longer friends and won't be ever again, according to him.