Okay, I wasn't going to tell you all because he was so embarrassed...but Big Kid had an accident at school last Friday.
So the school nurse changed his clothes and sent a note home saying, "Your child needed a change of clothes today. Please be so kind as to wash and return them ASAP."
That bitch is now Big Kid's mortal enemy.
He had told me himself, rushed out as if it wasn't a big deal. "Hudson got a warning today and I dest had a little accident but it was no big deal I dest went to da media center and got new shorts, but can you bewieve Hudson got anudder warning?"
"Wait...what?? You wet your pants??"
(picking at his lip)...."yeah. Are you embawwassed of me?"
"No, of course not. Were you embarrassed though? I'm sorry that happened to you."
"It was no big deal."
So, although I was shocked, I moved on. Later that night Mr. Ashley mentioned the note and Big Kid came UNGLUED. Although we read it to him several times, assured him that she didn't tell us anything, she just wanted her shorts back--he was just fucking furious that she had the nerve to send a note home to his parents.
He also had taken the clean undies off and put his wet ones back on--not taking into account I'd be wondering about the pair of clean undies that weren't his in his backpack. So there was some attempt at covering his tracks about this whole thing. He fessed up himself but he was PISSED that the nurse tried to contact us. They are no longer friends and won't be ever again, according to him.
Big kid is starting his shit list early huh?
I love that he is so indignent it is pretty funny.
P.S. Dont tell him I don't wanna be on that list.
Please don't ever tell him anything bad about me he sounds as though he can hold a serious grudge!
Last year I sent a change of clothes for wyatt in a plastic bag and he kept them in his locker, the teacher has asked all parent to do this just in case. She said it was no big deal but it happens they get all caught up in what it is they are doing and just forget especially for the ones in which being away from home all day is new (this was my son's case).
He did have to change his shirt one day because he threw up (in the hall btw) but he was ok with it and didn't get all pissed at the nurse for telling me:)
First the teacher now the nurse! oh dear, they just keep get on his bad list don't they.
Tyler's teacher told me he called a little girl a stupid bitch the other day. He told me he just didn't even want to talk about it. Funny how they think nothing at school will get back to mom.
He should pee in her coffee.
oh and - we just got back from vacationing at the beach like we do each fall, and I would like to say how freaking jealous I am that you can just hop on over any time you want. I want to go back!
Your posts about big kid crack me up. Too funny about the 8's and 9's and now the nurse!!! Luckily his shit lists will start over again in middle school and high school!
I'm not sure what the school nurse was supposed to do. I'm not sure what makes her a bitch. She's likely overworked and underpaid and didn't have time for a flowery note or a phone call. Please cut this woman some slack. I hope Big Kid will too. Of course he's embarrassed. Poor guy. It won't help him to let him think the nurse is his enemy. This reader sends you both a hug.
He really doesn't like it when people send notes home about him, does he? How dare they go behind his back to tattle on him!
Totally off topic... have you seen this comic strip series?? It made me think of you... be sure to flip through the archives!
Aw, that mean nurse lady! Does she know who she's messing with? Doesn't she know he's got a gang of bloggers behind him? ;)
Awww, poor thing. Nurses are MONSTERS! Such big tattle tales!
I left something for you on my page.
I'm thinkin the teachers need to stop sending him notes home... that crap clearly isn't working for him!
I'm still howling about BK wanting to write the teacher back, that's the best. Didn't you say you wanted a girl? How about a trade? I have a 2 year old DD with curly blonde hair and blue eyes, no one would know the diff! And she's just like LK... oh wait, that might not sell you on it... LoL
Big Kid needs his own blog.......I love his attitude about things and his perception.....
that's a cool kid you got there Mrs. Ashley.........
Okay I am thinking he has a problem with authority figures correcting him...Didn't he get mad when teacher sent home a note to practice his numbers.
Gee I wonder where he get it from???
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