I'm using this photo of a face that zips off as my make up inspiration:

When I showed the kids they gasped, little kid with admiration, Big Kid with horror.
"You cannot wear that, mom!!" He insisted.
"Why not? This is cool!"
"Because--" he was flustered, stammering as he made his point, "Because everyone will see your....your organisms!!"
I seriously almost peed my pants.
And I'm totally going to let everyone see my organisms, I deserve to have a little fun.