Later today we begin the drive up to Charlotte for the job interview on Friday. We're dropping the boys off with my inlaws in Savannah, GA. Is it terrible that I am far more concerned about what embarrassing nuggets of information they'll choose to share than for their general safety while we're gone?
I have forbidden them to talk about:
Nipples (little kid has a bump that he's hoping is a 3rd nipple because he thinks that's cool.)
That one time little kid saw boobs on the computer
There is to be no:
Rubbing our butts on people or sitting on them aggressively
Spanking each other
Peeing in the shower without the water running. (I know you can guess which one would do that but no one knows why)
I have emphasized that they should not do ANYTHING they would not do in front of Santa Claus or Jesus.
I know they will be safe...but will *I* be safe? That's what is important here.
I don't know whether to have you wish us luck on the job interview or not. So wish us luck on the kids not embarrassing us, at least.
Also, I'd greatly appreciate any recommendations on what to see or do while in Charlotte that may help me figure out if I want to live there or not.