Friday, November 11, 2011

KKK

I am ready for Kris Jenner and her harem to go away now, please.

She pimps out her kids, she cheated on her former husband, she's a liar, she's annoying, she raises the type of people who get married for 72 days for publicity, she spelled several kids' names wrong for the sake of keeping everyone in "K"s and she's mean to Bruce.

Her claim to fame is having married a rich guy and having had a child with an exceptionally large ass. She's made an empire from these 2 events.

Did anyone see when they were in Bora Bora and Kim was having a tantrum because her room was too big and was covered in flowers? Whenever I'm making fun of assholes (not just the Kardashians--anyone) I whine at Mr. Ashley, "This room is too big! There's flowers everywhere! Waaaaaaah, my room is too big!!" and I think that's the only decent thing that's come from the existence of this family.

And don't even get me started on Kourtney's manchild, Scott. He reminds me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. I believe he's a sociopath (even more so than Kris).

The Kardashians make me miss the Hiltons. It's that bad.

10 comments:

Nikky said...

You're kind of my favorite person, haha. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's completely driven up the freaking wall (probably to the point it's irrational) by the mention of them.

Jennifer said...

I don't know the Bora Bora episode because I have never watched that crap. However, I still know all the drama because it is thrust in the news and on every magazine cover- and I concur- I too miss the Hiltons.

Ashley said...

He wouldn't want me to admit it but the only way I ever watch it is because Mr. Ashley sometimes does. God, I can't believe I'm putting that on the world wide web. I hope he doesn't see this.

On that same episode, Bruce planned some big elaborate vow renewal there and Kris had a tantrum and felt too fat and didn't want to do it, so she wouldn't and he canceled it. LOL. They are like the poster children for what is wrong with the world today.

JT said...

I really enjoy this entry.

Anonymous said...

Once again, you write what I feel! You forgot Kim's big claim to fame was the sex tape she made.

i am embarrassed to admit that I watched part of the Bora Bora episode - until Kim cried because she lost a big-ass diamond earring when she went swimming. Who the hell wears diamond earrings to go swimming? Apparently the whore Kardashians do.

Ashley said...

If I remember right she started crying (or was about to) before she knew the earring was gone--she was LIVID that he playfully jumped into the water with her. Then when she noticed the earring gone it turned into "WAAAAAAAH, that was an $8000 earring, aaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah!"

Well...how 'bout we don't wear $16000 worth of diamonds while we're standing around on a dock in our bathing suit? Hmmm?

Stationary Runner said...

I've never watched this show (shocking, as I usually indulge in all sorts of seedy reality fare), but this post makes me want to start.

christi said...

I would never want anyone to say I reminded them of one of the most psycho sociopath characters in one of the worst books ever. Scott must be pretty awful to make that comparison.

I completely agree that the "K" family and all their exploitations need to go away. Kris recently claimed that she could have saved Nicole Brown Simpson from OJ... and then her husband defended and got him off for her "dear friend's" murder. They will say anything to make a quick buck. shameful

Melissa said...

Who the heck EVER wanted to keep up with them, anyway?

I just need to yell an "AMEN" to every line of this post.

PB said...

Amen to that! Scott does creep me out too - I don't know what it is about him but he gives me the heebie jeebies!