Monday, April 16, 2012

Chuck Normous

little kid and I were talking about belly buttons today (a long time obsession of his) and I concluded with "and that's why everybody has a belly button!"

"'cept for Chuck Normous," little kid added, meaning Chuck Norris, another inexplicable obsession of my children.

"Chuck Norris has a belly button."

"Oh, come on. Now you're kidding me, Chuck Normous does not have a bebo," he said.

"No, really. Of course he has a belly button, he's a human being."

"I'm not so sure about that. How can you be invincible and have a bebo?"

"Chuck Norris is not invincible. He's just an actor and not even a really good one. He came from his mom's tummy and has a bebo like everyone else."

He looked at me with narrowed eyes. "Now I can't tell what parts of your story I'm 'sposed to be believin'. 'Cuz you're obviously lyin' about some stuff, like the part of Chuck Normous havin' a bebo."

I finally just agreed that I had never seen Chuck Norris' belly button, so maybe he doesn't have one after all. 

7 comments:

Jen said...

Hysterical! It even got a chuckle out of my husband.

Caitlin said...

HAHA Even kids know that Chuck Norris is badass!

Suzy Marie said...

Ha!! This is so funny! Also: bebo - adorable.

Jennifer said...

You can kind of see the top of his bebo in this photo, http://voices.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2007/09/walker_texas_ranger_says_war_i.html.

Kit said...

I've only just discovered your blog and this made me crack up! Love it and can't wait to read the rest of your posts :-)

Anne Rose said...

Hilarious stuff. I enjoy your blog very much.

It's Smile said...

Bahaha! One of the Wisteria Lane housewives doesn't! They removed it during a tummy tuck.