little kid and I were talking about belly buttons today (a long time obsession of his) and I concluded with "and that's why everybody has a belly button!"
"'cept for Chuck Normous," little kid added, meaning Chuck Norris, another inexplicable obsession of my children.
"Chuck Norris has a belly button."
"Oh, come on. Now you're kidding me, Chuck Normous does not have a bebo," he said.
"No, really. Of course he has a belly button, he's a human being."
"I'm not so sure about that. How can you be invincible and have a bebo?"
"Chuck Norris is not invincible. He's just an actor and not even a really good one. He came from his mom's tummy and has a bebo like everyone else."
He looked at me with narrowed eyes. "Now I can't tell what parts of your story I'm 'sposed to be believin'. 'Cuz you're obviously lyin' about some stuff, like the part of Chuck Normous havin' a bebo."
I finally just agreed that I had never seen Chuck Norris' belly button, so maybe he doesn't have one after all.