Monday, April 16, 2012

Chuck Normous

little kid and I were talking about belly buttons today (a long time obsession of his) and I concluded with "and that's why everybody has a belly button!"

"'cept for Chuck Normous," little kid added, meaning Chuck Norris, another inexplicable obsession of my children.

"Chuck Norris has a belly button."

"Oh, come on. Now you're kidding me, Chuck Normous does not have a bebo," he said.

"No, really. Of course he has a belly button, he's a human being."

"I'm not so sure about that. How can you be invincible and have a bebo?"

"Chuck Norris is not invincible. He's just an actor and not even a really good one. He came from his mom's tummy and has a bebo like everyone else."

He looked at me with narrowed eyes. "Now I can't tell what parts of your story I'm 'sposed to be believin'. 'Cuz you're obviously lyin' about some stuff, like the part of Chuck Normous havin' a bebo."

I finally just agreed that I had never seen Chuck Norris' belly button, so maybe he doesn't have one after all. 


jmo said...

Hysterical! It even got a chuckle out of my husband.

Caitlin said...

HAHA Even kids know that Chuck Norris is badass!

Suzy Marie said...

Ha!! This is so funny! Also: bebo - adorable.

Jennifer said...

You can kind of see the top of his bebo in this photo,

Kit said...

I've only just discovered your blog and this made me crack up! Love it and can't wait to read the rest of your posts :-)

Anne Rose said...

Hilarious stuff. I enjoy your blog very much.

Unknown said...

Bahaha! One of the Wisteria Lane housewives doesn't! They removed it during a tummy tuck.