"Mom, don't take this the wrong way, but you're not a very good singer," little kid informed me.
"I know. I really wish I was a good singer but I think I'm tone deaf. Even when I try really hard, I just can't sing. But it still makes me happy. Kind of like dancing, which I'm also horrible at."
He nodded in agreement. "Maybe you could take singing lessons?"
"I don't know that it would help. Did you know I took dance lessons for years and years as a child?"
"Well, that was a huge waste of gram's money."
Yes. Yes it was. Sorry I suck at expressions of joy, kids.