"Mom, do you think there are any two-headed people where one head is a boy and the other is a girl?" little kid asked.
"Uh, I don't know. I guess in conjoined twins it may be possible, but I don't know specifically about having two heads and one body and that happening."
"It would make dating nearly impossible! Unless one was gay or one was a latency."
"A Linksys? A Lextancy? Expectancy? No...that's not it. You know what I mean. Anyway, how would they handle the whole nipple thing?"
"Wh-what nipple thing?"
"Would they have to wear a shirt in public or not? It's really hard to say without knowing what the boob situation would be."
"Right. It might be best to just mind your business on this one."