Tuesday, October 20, 2015

A Latency

"Mom, do you think there are any two-headed people where one head is a boy and the other is a girl?" little kid asked.

"Uh, I don't know. I guess in conjoined twins it may be possible, but I don't know specifically about having two heads and one body and that happening."

"It would make dating nearly impossible! Unless one was gay or one was a latency."

"A latency?"

"A Linksys? A Lextancy? Expectancy? No...that's not it. You know what I mean. Anyway, how would they handle the whole nipple thing?"

"Wh-what nipple thing?"

"Would they have to wear a shirt in public or not? It's really hard to say without knowing what the boob situation would be."

"Right. It might be best to just mind your business on this one."


Liz B said...

Wow... lol

Your kids think of some wild stuff! I wonder if my three year old daughter will ask me things like this...

Love these little blurbs about your conversations with your boys, they really make me laugh.

Unknown said...

Where does he come UP with this stuff?
On the other hand - he brings up a good point since dude nipples are okay and lady nips MUST NEVER BE SEEN!