"Where would you go if you had a time machine?" I asked both boys, expecting interesting or philosophical answers.
"I would be a baby again so I could drink milkies!" little kid answered instantly, not even needing a moment to think.
Big Kid had to think about it for a minute before excitedly declaring that he knew what he would do. "I would go back in time and convince Bill Watterson not to retire."
"The creator of Calvin and Hobbes."
"So...little kid, you would go back in time to breastfeed and Big Kid would save a comic strip?" They both agreed that this is what they would do.
Universe, please don't ever let my kids get a hold of a time machine.