"When I grow up, I'm going to be the kind of guy who shuts down shops and restaurants!" little kid said triumphantly last night, after much recent pondering about what he'll be when he grows up.
"Shuts down shops and restaurants?"
"Yeah, like, make them close forever," he said happily.
"What? Why?" I asked, not seeing the appeal.
"Because I think I'll be good at it."
"You would be good at it. I just don't understand..."
"I think it's an inspector, or something? That I'll be?"
"So you're going to grow up to be a health inspector?"